Ready for a Laugh? Enjoy!
“A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones.” Proverbs 15:30
I’m glad Scripture affirms that laughter is good medicine for the soul because, I must confess, I am in need of some light-hearted fun and laughter.
I was going to write something more spiritually challenging but just came across this list of hilarious comments we can probably all relate to. (Sorry, I don’t know who wrote it.)
Hope it gets you smiling and lifts the heavy feelings you might be struggling with. It helped me! Poppy
Covid Thoughts...
"They say you can't fix stupid. Turns out you can't quarantine it either.
"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.
"People keep asking, 'Is coronavirus really that serious?' Listen up! Casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
"Now that teachers finally have a chance to use the restroom, there's no toilet paper.
"Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect, and now they're stuck at home with the little darlings.
"Have to say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.
"Cops now say... 'Come out with your hands washed!'
"Police confront nudist sunbathers over not wearing face masks amid coronavirus outbreak.
"And just like that... having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and rope in your trunk is OK.
"Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
"Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.
"Ladies... time to start dating the older dudes. They can get you into the grocery store early.
"I can't believe I can walk into a store to buy weed, but I have to meet my hairdresser in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut.
"Have you noticed that since beauty salons are closed, selfies are down 68%?
"Sitting at the bar in the kitchen at night, I tried a pickup line on my wife. She gave me a fake phone number. What's up with that?
"It's been a blessing being home with the wife for six weeks now. We've caught up on everything I've done wrong for the past 20 years.
"Not to brag, but I haven't been late for anything for the past 21 days!
"Breaking news: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent coronavirus, but to stop eating." – Paid-up subscriber Woody P.
Did you laugh? Feel better? I hope so!
Let me know, Poppy
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